BEST PURCHASE EVER!!!

So a couple months ago my coworker Danielle sent me this joke email with a little note attached that said, "This is for you, Molly!" thinking I would get a laugh out of this thing called the "Beer Belly". I took one look at it and knew that for me it was no joke, but that I HAD to buy it for CJ. So I went to the actual website, and found THIS BAD BOY:

And then they had one for the females too!
Let me tell you about these babies...

The dude one is a sling that you wear around your shoulders that hangs down by your belly, and has a pouch that can be filled with over a six pack of beer (or beverage of your choice) with a camelbak-type straw that goes to your mouth. The object is to wear this under your clothing, making your alcoholism invisible to the naked eye. All it looks like is a fat beer belly.

Then they made one for the lady boozer, but instead of a sling for a beer belly, it is a sports bra that has 2 pouches that holds over a bottle of wine with the same type of straw, making it appear that you have some nice Tig O' Bitties!

So the other day we went to a minor league hockey game just to get out of the house. We wore our babies to the game so that we wouldn't have to purchase the over priced beers they had for sale (still need a job). Here we are being super sneaky...

Like I said, BEST PURCHASE EVER!!!